Alfonso has a bit of the Jedi about him…
Feel his feline force
Through The Spooky Space Door
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Tagged cuckoo clock, dimensions, doors, E=mc2, eyeballs, shrove, space, tealights, windows
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Britains Got Talent v Left Trouser Pocket
Harry the grumpy parrot does not have pockets but says "My farts have more variety than BGT"
Last year I compared the variety in my left pocket to the Britains Got Talent final and found my left pocket had more variety (see Britains Got No Variety Beerogram ).
This year unfortunately my left trouser pocket has money, keys, card, season ticket.
7 Singing Acts
1 Swimming Act
1 dog Act
2 dancing Acts (although the dog act is dancing as could be argued is the swimming act)
So a 5-4 or 5-2 win for my left trouser pocket in the what has more variety competition 2012.
FA Cup Doodles
The FA Cup final kick off was even more annoying for those of us watching from Shanghai, especially as beer drinking started at 3pm Local time (over 9 hours till kick off). I have often thought that ideas I come up with while having beers are among my best but I keep forgetting them before the morning after hangover. On FA Cup Saturday I decided to record ideas I had (each one represents an extra one or two beers)…
Idea 1 : What does a Foxy Lady really look like?
Foxy ladies seem like a good idea but they can get mange and will go through your bins at night
2. Are birds as good at dancing as they claim to be?
Dancing Bird
3. How can you tell the sex of a fish?
4. As pleasant as the sight of a full beer glass is it is all about context, and somewhere else it may not be as attractive
How I feel after one too many
5. Shanghai would have made a great setting for King Kong
I was in the Blue Frog looking up at this Panda scaling Shanghai's World Financial Centre. I am sure this is what it looked like from the other bank.
6. Are there such things as squirrel vampires?
So obviously I do not have good world changing ideas whilst drinking…
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Tagged Birds, FA cup, fish, foxy ladies, King Kong, squirrels, vampires
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Can you get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter?
It was claimed that you cannot get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter (by Kwik Fit of course). I decided to put this to the test by putting a Kwik Fit Fitter against a Cheetah in a 100m dash. Unfortunately it turns out that he is no better than the tiger who was entered alongside him in the heats…
Tiger v Kwik Fit Mechanic
New Falklands Flag
Although the Union Flag flies on the Falkland Islands, and quite right too, it has to be said that Argentina do like to use the Falklands as a diplomatic football. If self-determination and history do count for nothing meaning Argentina do ever get sovereignty over those who are descended from original settlers and the indigenous population (the penguins) I would suggest that this could be a good flag design…
Chinese Zodiac Continued… The Goat
If you are the type of person with a small pointy beard, you often walk up mountains, you are also incredibly horny it is likely you were born in the Chinese year of the goat…
The goat holds the record for being the animal with the most puns associated with it (e.g. anything involving butts, horniness, beards, getting your goat, kidding around etc.)
Posted in Dragons, New Years Resolutions 2012
Tagged chinese horoscope, dragon, goat, zodiac
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The Horse
With the cup of coffee is the main enemy of the sugar lump...
People born in the year of the horse tend to be whipped a lot, wear leather harnesses, go on all fours and let people ride them.
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Tagged chinese horoscope, dragon, horse, zodiac
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The Magic of Pancake Day 2012
Its that most wonderful time of year again, maybe this year I will have some with Duck…
(Click on the image to see it in full size)
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Tagged breast reductions, cosmetic surgery, mardis gras, pancake day, shrove
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Sean Pen and Argentina
To be fair it is easy to criticise and make fun of all the rubbish that Sean Pen has written but he did write a very good article about milk and one about a mystic river. So of course who better to write good sense about things he probably knows nothing about…
Anyway Sean is against anything that could be an “archaic commitment to colonialist ideology” and so urges Argentina to leave the land they colonised in the 16th century.
Just because he can sometimes write beautifully it does not mean everything he writes is worth reading
