Animals K-O

K

When you are fighting a kangaroo
There is a strategy that you must do
Most experts say
You should run away
After sticking his tail with some glue.

L

It is often said of the llamas,
That they look better when in their pyjamas,
They like to be seen,
Wearing fluorescent green,
And biting the bottoms of farmers.

M

There is a peculiar thing about mice,
They have a strange and unique rodent vice,
They like to eat snails,
And fried earwig tails,
With a side salad and chicken fried rice.

N

There once was a great crested newt,
Who was handsome and dashing and cute,
He liked to do sums,
Using fingers and thumbs,
But square roots he found hard to compute.

O

Of all the apes the orangutan
Is the one of which I am a fan
With its orange hair
And its cute little stare
I’d like to see one whenever I can
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