Month: April 2011

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Doodles

Source Code…(review by Lorem Ipsum)

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A marvellous film about how to get rid of a silly boring history teacher and replace him with a brave helicopter pilot. I am hoping to patent the method myself and find ways of replacing geography teachers with navy captains and P.E. teachers with marines.

In Source Code everyone on a train (including a terrorist) survive in an alternate universe except the poor history teacher who has his body snatched.
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New Year Resolutions 2011 Unusual Hybrids

More Dog Fish Capers

Who would have thought it? After another morning at the Mathematical Association’s annual conference I found out that as well as their place in chaos theory (see The Dog Fish and Chaos Theory) apparantly some breeds of dogfish can swim in tessellating shoals…

A shoal of a merman's best friend seen just outside Atlantis
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Doodles

dinner art

The Mathematical Association Annual dinner is a great place to vomit out art onto a napkin…

Dont mess with the chicken that works in a factory (she is one butch hen)

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A cross between a panthar and a snake, and also proof that being an egg head is not necessarily a good thing...

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And here is Mr Big, star of Frogs in The City

And finally some advice to all the mathematicians out there…

Sound advice...
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New Year Resolutions 2011 Sonnets

The Paper Bath Mat

Is there nothing paper cannot achieve? i would never have thought of using it to make bath mats out of, its enough to drive one to poetic thoughts…

This paper bath mat even shows you where to put your feet. 21st century living at its best.
In my room ensuite there’s a thing that I see
Its an oblong disposable paper bath mat
Printed on it are feet bigger than me
Feet that size belong on one taller and fat
At least the mats not just a special towel
And no scabby dirty feet have used this before
Getting a veruka can be terribly foul
So well done mat for preventing a foot sore
Its made of an odd sort of material
And is not soft like the one at home used
The paper may not be sustainable
Is it superior or not, I am confused
But at this time it does fill a great need
The floor has no puddles – success indeed!