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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Denmark what are you thinking of…

Maybe disaster for the great Danish people…marmite could be banned

Its against civil liberties to ban marmite
But Denmark may consider such action right
We would not ban bacon rashers
So don’t be marmite bashers
The lovers of the stuff know how to fight!

see also…To my friend

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New Year Resolutions 2011 Sonnets

Keyboards v Pens

The pen is mightier than the sword, but who wins out of a keyboard and a pen? Maybe computer keyboard beats pen (due to autocorrect). Pen beats sword (somehow). Sword beats keyboard (chops power cable to pc). A sort of duller office version of rock, scissors, paper…

Most things I write I have decided to type
It’s a more correctable medium than is the Pen
It’s one of the ways I can talk via Skype
Tho a mic and a cam I’ll use now and then
But I have noticed I’ve a faded key A
And the same fate has befallen the N
Tho Q looks as new as on its first day
Seems some keys need better labels then
Such issues are not the case with pen and ink
And folk do like getting hand written mail
Easier on the eye than times roman I Think
And the postman really does not often fail
So to ditch the pen would be quite absurd
Even when I write much in Microsoft Word
Alfonso the kitten
This might have been the reason for my faded N key...
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New Year Resolutions 2011 Unusual Hybrids

Mark

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cheese shop…

If you are a swimmer its best to take cheese with you to throw as a distraction

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Doodles

Two-Faced Book

Lorem Ipsum
Lorem Ipsum esq.

I have come up with a far more honest Social network. It is well known that everyone says nice things to each other before bitching continuously behind everyones back as soon as they are not around. I have come up with 2 facedbook. All comments on a persons wall are nice kind and sweet, for instance this is my wall…

So I get to love all these lovely comments, however everyone really just wants to slag me off behind my back so this is what everyone else sees when they log on…

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The Dell Boot Menu

Dell startup
Notice the boot menu option in the top right of the screen

I decided after months of ignoring the startup screen on my laptop that I would press F12 and see what the boot menu did and I was faced with this screen…

boot Menu
I think I will choose F4
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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Limerick

I wrote this while at a village fete celebrating the royal occasion, with a real ale in my hand, morris dancers doing whatever they do (not convinced it is dancing) and locals charming worms out of the ground.

So Wills and Kate have now tied the knot
And for the day off I’ll say thanks a lot
It may just be me
but I avoided tv
Except to notice Pippa M looked rather hot
~
What could be better than a Kate and Will to colour?
Maybe a coloured one (but try to stay within the lines!)
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New Year Resolutions 2011 Unusual Hybrids

April’s Hybrid

It is a bit late due to never being in the same room as the scanner. In fact for a while I thought the Easter Chinny and the scanner might be one in the same thing (like superman, is it a panini toaster, is it a trouserpress, no its scanner rabbit/chick thing…)

Anyway even though Easter is a distant memory here is the Easter Bunny and Easter Chicks cute little bundle of joy.

This little cute thing will warm your heart as it pumps your veins with pure chocolate.