People born in the year of the monkey tend to eat a lot of bananas, swing from trees and defecate on cars in safari parks…
Month: May 2012
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Chinese Proverb
I thought in case the Chinese do not have many proverbs I would try to invent one for them…
Alfonso has a bit of the Jedi about him…
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Through The Spooky Space Door
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Britains Got Talent v Left Trouser Pocket
Last year I compared the variety in my left pocket to the Britains Got Talent final and found my left pocket had more variety (see Britains Got No Variety Beerogram ).
This year unfortunately my left trouser pocket has money, keys, card, season ticket.
7 Singing Acts
1 Swimming Act
1 dog Act
2 dancing Acts (although the dog act is dancing as could be argued is the swimming act)
So a 5-4 or 5-2 win for my left trouser pocket in the what has more variety competition 2012.
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FA Cup Doodles
The FA Cup final kick off was even more annoying for those of us watching from Shanghai, especially as beer drinking started at 3pm Local time (over 9 hours till kick off). I have often thought that ideas I come up with while having beers are among my best but I keep forgetting them before the morning after hangover. On FA Cup Saturday I decided to record ideas I had (each one represents an extra one or two beers)…
Idea 1 : What does a Foxy Lady really look like?
2. Are birds as good at dancing as they claim to be?
3. How can you tell the sex of a fish?
4. As pleasant as the sight of a full beer glass is it is all about context, and somewhere else it may not be as attractive
5. Shanghai would have made a great setting for King Kong
6. Are there such things as squirrel vampires?
So obviously I do not have good world changing ideas whilst drinking…