Chinese Zodiac: The Dog

This is either the best or the worst of all the signs. If you are born in this year you are either a bitch, or you have bollocks that rival the knees of a bee.*

Just remember to walk once a day and to scoop up your mess when you do.

People born in the year of the dog are excellent at begging so give them a biscuit.

*see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks

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