Chinese Zodiac – the Ox

According to the Chinese Zodiac Kate Beckinsale is bovine. Female cattle are renowned for having splendid udders so this is probably a sort of sexist compliment…

Udders touching the ground could be a sign of being born in the year of the ox, or alternatively it could just be the effect of gravity over the years.

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