A Damsel in Distress and a Damson in a Dress

If you find you are having difficulty working out the difference between a Damsel in distress and a Damson in a dress there are a few things you can look for to determine which is which:

  • Damsons tend to have a bigger waistline
  • Damsels will be showing more stress, damsons do not tend to worry about anything
  • Damsons taste fruity, Damsels taste fishy
  • Damsons live in trees, Damsels live in towers
  • Damsels usually are hairy, if a Damson is hairy then it is probably a peach

Just to help here are some photos of both…

princess in distress

If only a fashion expert in shining armour could rescue this princess from her dilemma. Should she wear boots or glass slippers to the ball?

Bigger waist, less hair, more fruity than fishy but a lot less high maintenance.

Bigger waist, less hair, more fruity than fishy and a lot less high maintenance.

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