{"id":1717,"date":"2010-07-25T02:27:26","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T01:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2010-07-29T16:47:32","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T15:47:32","slug":"mondays-child-by-harry-the-grumpy-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/25\/mondays-child-by-harry-the-grumpy-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"Mondays Child (by Harry the Grumpy Parrot)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>Monday&#8217;s child has a funny face,<\/address>\n<address>Tuesday&#8217;s child is a waste of space,<\/address>\n<address>Wednesday&#8217;s child has a hairy back,<\/address>\n<address>Thursday&#8217;s child is hooked on crack,<\/address>\n<address>Friday&#8217;s child is spotty and sick,<\/address>\n<address>Saturday&#8217;s child is stupid and thick<\/address>\n<address>And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,<\/address>\n<address>Will either be bald or prematurely grey.<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">~<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1651\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1651\" style=\"width: 216px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1651\" title=\"Harry the grumpy parrot\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-216x300.jpg\" alt=\"Harry the grumpy parrot\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-737x1024.jpg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1651\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Harry the grumpy parrot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000; font-size: medium;\">Mondays child is fair of face,<br \/>\nTuesdays child is full of grace,<br \/>\nWednesdays child is full of woe,<br \/>\nThursdays child has far to go,<br \/>\nFridays child is loving and giving,<br \/>\nSaturdays child works hard for his living,<br \/>\nAnd the child that is born on the Sabbath day<br \/>\nIs bonny and blithe, and good and gay.<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry rewrites a famous rhyme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,52],"tags":[232],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumpy-parrot","category-poetry","tag-mondays-child"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}