{"id":1787,"date":"2010-08-02T02:21:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-02T01:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2010-08-02T02:21:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T01:21:32","slug":"harry-the-grumpy-parrots-astrological-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/02\/harry-the-grumpy-parrots-astrological-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry the grumpy parrot’s astrological guide"},"content":{"rendered":"

Harry (Cancer) has kindly given me his guide to sun signs…<\/p>\n

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\"Harry<\/a>
Harry the grumpy parrot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Aries\"<\/a>
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Stop dropping litter<\/p>\n

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\"Taurus\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Lose some weight you porker<\/p>\n

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\"Gemini\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Gemini (May 22 – Jun 21)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop walking around with your trousers half way down your buttocks showing off your boxers while your trousers are staying up by wishful thinking alone.<\/p>\n

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\"Cancer\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 22)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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It is probably up to you to sort the rest of the world out.<\/p>\n

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\"Leo\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
leo (July 23 – Aug 21)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop parking illegally in other people’s way just because you have put your hazard warning lights on.<\/p>\n

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\"Virgo\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Virgo (Aug 22 – Sep 23)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop talking and eating at the same time, I don’t want to see your chewed up food.<\/p>\n

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\"Libra\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop acting like you know it all, you are becoming boring.<\/p>\n

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\"Scorpio\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Pull yourself together<\/p>\n

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\"Sagittarius\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop pushing in front of people in queues.<\/p>\n

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\"Capricorn\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 20)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Stop getting so drunk you vomit all over the pavement.<\/p>\n

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\"Aquarius\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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You dress like a whore, cover up.<\/p>\n

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\"Pisces\"<\/a><\/dt>\n
Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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Use deodorant, you smell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Harry (Cancer) has kindly given me his guide to sun signs… Stop dropping litter Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21) Lose some weight you porker Gemini (May 22 – Jun 21) Stop walking around with your trousers half way down your buttocks showing off your boxers while your trousers are staying up by wishful thinking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[254],"class_list":["post-1787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumpy-parrot","tag-astrology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1789,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions\/1789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}