{"id":1804,"date":"2010-08-06T00:16:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T23:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2010-08-06T17:55:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T16:55:11","slug":"apology-to-virgos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/06\/apology-to-virgos\/","title":{"rendered":"Apology to Virgos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparantly this virgo :<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1775\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1775\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1775\" title=\"virgo\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Virgo\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1775\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 23)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>from Harry&#8217;s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd.<\/p>\n<p>To recitify this I have done a new Virgo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1805\" title=\"virgo 2\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo2.jpg\" alt=\"The new Virgo\" width=\"788\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo2.jpg 788w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/virgo2-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 788px) 100vw, 788px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Get your coat you have pulled<\/p>\n<p>I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?<\/p>\n<p>I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?<\/p>\n<p>You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.<\/p>\n<p>Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?<\/p>\n<p>If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?<\/p>\n<p>I am a great swimmer, do you mind if I demonstrate my breaststroke?<\/p>\n<p>If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.<\/p>\n<p>If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparantly this virgo : from Harry&#8217;s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd. To recitify this I have done a new Virgo&#8230; She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following&#8230; Get your coat you have pulled I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[268,269,267,266],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-chat-up-lines","tag-pick-up-lines","tag-virgo","tag-zodiac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1808,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions\/1808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}