{"id":1832,"date":"2010-08-10T14:03:52","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T13:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=1832"},"modified":"2013-01-30T18:54:27","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T17:54:27","slug":"the-pedifile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/10\/the-pedifile\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pedifile"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>There once was a pedifile from Switzerland,<\/address>\n<address>More suited for foot than a hand,<\/address>\n<address>It apparantly can win,<\/address>\n<address>Against foots hardened skin,<\/address>\n<address>And can make your feet feel rather grand.<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">~<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1834\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1834\" style=\"width: 747px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pedifile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1834\" title=\"pedifile\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pedifile.jpg\" alt=\"pedifile\" width=\"747\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pedifile.jpg 747w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/pedifile-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1834\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/www.simplyfeet.co.uk\/p-314-bio-sana-pedifile.aspx<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You will have lovely feet but your neighbours will give you strange looks when you tell them you have a pedifile in the house&#8230;<\/p>\n<address>\u00a0<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are pedifiles fair game as a subject for poetry?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[291,292,290],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-chiropody","tag-feet","tag-pedifile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3806,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions\/3806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}