I particularly was taken with the Annie Get Your Gun style comment during the Leeds v Oldham penalty shootout…<\/p>\n
“Anything you can do <slight pause while you can hear pundits brain cogs turning> I can do exactly the same”<\/p>\n
It doesn’t fit the tune as well but maybe to encourage less bickering and more harmony in the world it is a better version of the song…<\/p>\n
Anything you can do,
\nI can do exactly the same
\nI can do anything
\nThe same as you.<\/p>\nYes you can.
\nI know I can. So do I.
\nYes, you do. You do too.
\nYes, I do,
\nSo do I!<\/p>\nAnything you can be
\nI can be too.
\nSooner or later,
\nI’m the same as you.<\/p>\nYes, you are. Yes, I am.
\nI know you are. So do I.
\nYou are the same!. Yes, I am.
\nYes, I am!<\/p>\nWe can shoot a partridge
\nWith a single cartridge.
\nWe can get a sparrow
\nWith a bow and arrow.
\nWe can live on bread and cheese.
\nAnd only on that?
\nYes.
\nSo can a rat!
\nAny note you can reach
\nI can reach too.
\nI can sing anything
\nThe same as you.
\nYes you can. (High)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As high)<\/em> Yes you can. (Higher)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As high)<\/em> Yes you can. (Higher)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As high)<\/em> Yes you can. (Higher)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As high)<\/em> Yes you can. (Highest)<\/em>
\nYes, I CAN! (Equal Highest)<\/em><\/p>\nAnything you can buy
\nI can buy for the same price.
\nI can buy anything
\nFor the same price as you.<\/p>\nFifty cents?
\nFifty cents! Thirty cents?
\nNo fifty cents! So you can!
\nYes, I can,
\nYes, I can!
\nAnything you can say
\nI can say as softly.
\nI can say anything
\nAs softly as you.
\nYes you can. (Softly)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As soft)<\/em> Yes you can. (Softer)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As soft)<\/em> Yes you can. (Softest)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (Equal softest)<\/em>
\nYES, I CAN! (Full volume)<\/em>
\nI can drink my liquor
\nFaster than a flicker.
\nI can drink it as quick
\nAnd get equally sick!
\nI can open any safe.
\nWithout bein’ caught?
\nSure.
\nThat’s what I thought–
\nYou crook just like me!
\nAny note you can hold
\nI can hold as long.
\nI can hold any note
\nAs Long than you.<\/p>\nYes you can
\nYes, I can. Yes you can.
\nYes, I can. Yes you can.
\nYes, I can
\nYes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Yes, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N–
\n(Cough, cough!<\/em>)
\nMaybe you caaan\u2019t!<\/p>\nAnything you can wear
\nI can wear too.
\nIn what you wear
\nI’d look just like you.
\nIn my coat?
\nIn your vest! In my shoes?
\nIn your hat! Yes you can!
\nYes, I can
\nYes, I CAN!
\nAnything you say
\nI can say as fast.
\nI can say anything
\nEqually as fast as you.
\nI\u2019m sure you can. (Fast)<\/em>
\nYes, I can. (As Fast)<\/em> I know you can. (Faster)<\/em>
\nSo do I. (As Fast)<\/em> So do I. (Fastest)<\/em>
\nSo do I! (Equally Fastest)<\/em>
\nI can jump a hurdle.
\nI can jump a hurdle.
\nI can knit a knit one too!
\nI can do most anything!
\nCan you bake a pie? Yes.
\nSo can I.
\nAnything you can sing
\nI can sing as sweetly.
\nI can sing anything
\nAs sweetly as you.
\nOf course you can. (Sweetly)<\/em>
\nYou know I can. (As Sweet)<\/em> You know I know. (Sweeter)<\/em>
\nYou know I know you know I know. (As Sweet)<\/em> Yes I know you know i know. (Sweeter)<\/em>
\nYes, I do. (As sweet)<\/em> And you can (Sugary)<\/em>
\nYes, I can, can, can (As Sugary)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I particularly was taken with the Annie Get Your Gun style comment during the Leeds v Oldham penalty shootout… “Anything you can do <slight pause while you can hear pundits brain cogs turning> I can do exactly the same” It doesn’t fit the tune as well but maybe to encourage less bickering and more harmony […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[185],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","tag-commentators"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1461,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions\/1461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}