{"id":2266,"date":"2010-11-26T00:14:55","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T23:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2010-11-26T00:14:55","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T23:14:55","slug":"alfonso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/26\/alfonso\/","title":{"rendered":"Alfonso"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>Alfonso had to get set<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>For a castration down at the vet<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>He had his balls taken out<\/address>\n<address>But it bothered him nowt<\/address>\n<address>He didn&#8217;t take long to forget <\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">~<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2267\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2267\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bollock.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2267\" title=\"bollock\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bollock-300x277.jpg\" alt=\"testicles\" width=\"300\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bollock-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bollock.jpg 578w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2267\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Now released the testicles can pursue a different career<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alfonso had to get set For a castration down at the vet He had his balls taken out But it bothered him nowt He didn&#8217;t take long to forget ~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,213],"tags":[453,452,454],"class_list":["post-2266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","category-nyr","tag-castration","tag-cat","tag-testicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2268,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions\/2268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}