{"id":2274,"date":"2010-11-28T00:23:15","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T23:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2274"},"modified":"2010-11-28T00:23:15","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T23:23:15","slug":"santa-claws-the-christmas-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/28\/santa-claws-the-christmas-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claws (the Christmas Pun)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>Santa Claws loves to\u00a0 scratch everyone<\/address>\n<address>And is also a bad Christmas pun<\/address>\n<address>But its agreed by most folk<\/address>\n<address>He&#8217;s better than a joke<\/address>\n<address>From a cracker as they are not fun<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">~<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2275\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2275\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2275\" title=\"xmas pun\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun.jpg\" alt=\"Claws in a santa hat\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Christmas puns are snow joke<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santa Claws is a festive pun mildly less awful than the joke from a cracker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,213],"tags":[451,463,464],"class_list":["post-2274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","category-nyr","tag-christmas","tag-cracker-jokes","tag-santa-claws"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}