{"id":2409,"date":"2010-12-25T12:10:57","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T11:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2010-12-25T12:10:57","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T11:10:57","slug":"twas-christmas-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/25\/twas-christmas-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas Christmas Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/colour-rabbitxmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2410\" title=\"colour rabbitxmas\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/colour-rabbitxmas-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"Donald the Lazy Rabbit\" width=\"180\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/colour-rabbitxmas-300x288.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/colour-rabbitxmas-1024x984.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/colour-rabbitxmas.jpg 1672w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Twas Christmas day and such was his habit,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Being lazy today was Donald the Rabbit<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/crocxmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2411 aligncenter\" title=\"crocxmas\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/crocxmas-229x300.jpg\" alt=\"Christmas Croc\" width=\"137\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/crocxmas-229x300.jpg 229w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/crocxmas-784x1024.jpg 784w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/crocxmas.jpg 1862w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 137px) 100vw, 137px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">With a song a dance and a cheeky smile<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Along came a drunken crocodile<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-antxmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2412 aligncenter\" title=\"dancing antxmas\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-antxmas-227x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dancing Christmas ant\" width=\"136\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-antxmas-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-antxmas-775x1024.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 136px) 100vw, 136px\" \/><\/a>Looking a bit hungover but magnificant,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The party was joined by the jolly ant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-pigxmas1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2414 aligncenter\" title=\"dancing pigxmas\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-pigxmas1-293x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dancing xmas pig\" width=\"176\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-pigxmas1-293x300.jpg 293w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/dancing-pigxmas1-1000x1024.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" \/><\/a>The pig was excited and dropped his drawers,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When he saw the presents from Santa Claws<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2275\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2275\" style=\"width: 180px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2275 \" title=\"xmas pun\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"Claws in a santa hat\" width=\"180\" height=\"112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/xmas-pun.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Christmas puns are snow joke)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And everyone had fun and many frolics<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Especially the pair of Christmas bollocks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/bollockxmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2415  aligncenter\" title=\"bollockxmas\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/bollockxmas-300x277.jpg\" alt=\"Festive Testes\" width=\"180\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/bollockxmas-300x277.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/bollockxmas.jpg 578w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MERRY CHRISTMAS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Christmas Rhyme to add cheer and goodwill among all men (and women, and animals and animal parts)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[451],"class_list":["post-2409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2409"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2417,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions\/2417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}