{"id":2435,"date":"2011-01-04T00:29:19","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T23:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2011-02-07T02:48:40","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T02:48:40","slug":"deoderant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/04\/deoderant\/","title":{"rendered":"DeodeRANT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Ode to a deoderant (a deODEerant) that turned to a rant about deoderant (a deodeRANT). Summing up the dilemma of rollon or aerosol&#8230;<\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Each morning I&#8217;ll use some deoderant,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">After rising showering and then shaving,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">If we were all far less considerant,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">We could each month all then\u00a0 find we are saving,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;ve found that maybe the most hassle free way,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Is not to use roll on under my armpits,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;ve found it best to apply with aerosol spray,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">As the wet underarms just get on my tits,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But there are problems when using the spray can,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;ll not know when the spray&#8217;s gone and no more,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And what is the dose useful for one man?<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Fifteen centimetres away can I be sure?<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">This dilemma has got me to now think,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Damn that foul deoderant let us just stink.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(MC Jan 2011)<\/p>\n<address> <\/address>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2440\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2440\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/deoderant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2440 \" title=\"deoderant\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/deoderant-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"Rollon or Spray?\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/deoderant-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/deoderant.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2440\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cats never seem to need deoderant...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sure if Shakespeare had used deoderant he may have come up with this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,511],"tags":[512],"class_list":["post-2435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-year-resolutions-2011","category-sonnets-new-year-resolutions-2011","tag-deoderant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2441,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions\/2441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}