{"id":2460,"date":"2011-01-10T03:04:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-10T02:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2011-01-10T03:17:57","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T02:17:57","slug":"flu-colds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/10\/flu-colds\/","title":{"rendered":"Flu, colds"},"content":{"rendered":"<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Colds come and make you blow your nose<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">They make you cough and make you sneeze<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Tiredness from your head to your toes<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">As you breathe in you find you wheeze<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Its the curse of dark winter days<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Micro invaders make you feel so grotty<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Viral attacks in this annual dark phase<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">They make throats burn and noses quite snotty<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">It\u2019s true that lemsip will try its best<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Paracetemol \u00a0Ibuprofen assist<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Days off work in bed having a rest<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And maybe another day\u2019ll be missed<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">So now I\u2019ll say this loud and quite bold<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Damn you foul winter and damn you cold<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"> <\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Health and Safety Disclaimer :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">1) Don&#8217;t mix lemsip with parecetemol (lemsip is disgusting anyway so I&#8217;d just go for paracetemol)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2) Don&#8217;t do that joke about why are there no aspirin in the jungle (because the parrots ate em all)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2461\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2461\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/winter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2461 \" title=\"winter\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/winter-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"Jack Frost, Flu Virus, Black Ice, Yellow Snow and Darkness at 5pm\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/winter-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/winter.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2461\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">These are the biggest evils of winter and must be stopped at all costs (maybe by the onset of spring?)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>winter and its damn diseases.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,511],"tags":[513,492,67],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-year-resolutions-2011","category-sonnets-new-year-resolutions-2011","tag-common-cold","tag-flu","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2463,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions\/2463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}