{"id":2562,"date":"2011-02-02T17:19:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T17:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2562"},"modified":"2011-02-02T20:11:24","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T20:11:24","slug":"dangerous-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/02\/dangerous-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<address style=\"text-align: center;\">If you come across a possessed evil sheep<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">He may do things that will make you just weep<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Who could believe such a ram<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Was once a cute lamb?<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">As he mauls you and leaves you in a heap<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2563\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2563\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/angry-ram2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2563\" title=\"angry ram2\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/angry-ram2-300x268.jpg\" alt=\"Angry Ram\" width=\"300\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/angry-ram2-300x268.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/angry-ram2.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2563\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He bites, he maims and he taunts you badly. Do not feed.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beware of this sheep<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,5,213],"tags":[523,522],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-limerick","category-nyr","tag-ram","tag-sheep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2565,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions\/2565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}