{"id":2576,"date":"2011-02-07T17:54:57","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T17:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2576"},"modified":"2011-02-07T18:08:47","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T18:08:47","slug":"toilet-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/07\/toilet-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilet trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An attempt at a more italian style, the volta is the point at which i have given up and have lost my enthusiasm for fiddling with a cistern and dripping pipe&#8230;<\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"> <\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">We had no flush in our upstairs toilet<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">The problem was not too hard to discern<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">We needed a new part in the cistern<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">A job not hard that we thought should be met<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Even though the property is one that\u2019s let<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">So repairs aren\u2019t something we have to turn<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But toilet function I did actually once learn<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But this repair i would like to forget<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">It would be nice to be mended for spring<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But I think it will be broken till summer<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">It is very possibly the most recent thing<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">That has now made me feel somewhat dumber<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Maybe I should just to the phone now swing<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And let it be done by an expert plumber<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"> <\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/address>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2577\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2577\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/toilet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2577\" title=\"toilet\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/toilet-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"toilet and cat\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/toilet-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/toilet.jpg 566w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2577\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We could all use a litter tray like cats do.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"> <\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toilets can be a real pain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,511],"tags":[526,525],"class_list":["post-2576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-year-resolutions-2011","category-sonnets-new-year-resolutions-2011","tag-plumbing","tag-toilet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2576"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2579,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576\/revisions\/2579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}