{"id":2654,"date":"2011-03-19T11:46:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T11:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2011-03-19T11:54:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T11:54:01","slug":"stairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/19\/stairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Stairs"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can go up them and down them, how amazing is that?<\/p>\n

Stairs…<\/h2>\n
Oh glorious thing that is the flight of Stairs<\/address>\n
A method of getting higher by your feet<\/address>\n
Lifts can get stuck and a person their odour shares<\/address>\n
So the reliable method of ascent isn\u2019t beat.<\/address>\n
So be happy and rejoice when it\u2019s time to ascend<\/address>\n
Be ecstatic and merry afterwards when you go down<\/address>\n
It is joyous whether going up or descend<\/address>\n
Especially after getting ready to hit the town.<\/address>\n
But it has to be said that some stairs go too high<\/address>\n
And accidents occur on them when you have to shift<\/address>\n
And stairs get harder to manage as time goes by<\/address>\n
And you then have to invest in a Stannah Stair lift.<\/address>\n
But without more storeys more space we\u2019ll take<\/address>\n
<\/address>\n
Without stairs man\u00a0 will spread out like a pancake.<\/a><\/address>\n
~<\/address>\n
\n
\"\"<\/a>
Building a stairway to heaven but giving up after 5 steps may look like this and make a far better song too.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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