{"id":2672,"date":"2011-04-15T18:02:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T18:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2672"},"modified":"2011-04-15T18:02:03","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T18:02:03","slug":"the-paper-bath-mat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/15\/the-paper-bath-mat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Paper Bath Mat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there nothing paper cannot achieve? i would never have thought of using it to make bath mats out of, its enough to drive one to poetic thoughts&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2673\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2673\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMAG0030.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2673\" title=\"IMAG0030\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMAG0030-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMAG0030-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMAG0030-1024x771.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2673\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This paper bath mat even shows you where to put your feet. 21st century living at its best.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">In my room ensuite there&#8217;s a thing that I see<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Its an oblong disposable paper bath mat<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Printed on it are feet bigger than me<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Feet that size belong on one taller and fat<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">At least the mats not just a special towel<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And no scabby dirty feet have used this before<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Getting a veruka can be terribly foul<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">So well done mat for preventing a foot sore<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Its made of an odd sort of material<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And is not soft like the one at home used<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">The paper may not be sustainable<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Is it superior or not, I am confused<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But at this time it does fill a great need<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">The floor has no puddles &#8211; success indeed!<br \/>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bath mats made of paper, it was worth coming to the conference just for this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510,511],"tags":[550],"class_list":["post-2672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-year-resolutions-2011","category-sonnets-new-year-resolutions-2011","tag-bath-mat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2672"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2675,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions\/2675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}