{"id":2757,"date":"2011-06-04T14:34:17","date_gmt":"2011-06-04T13:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2757"},"modified":"2011-06-04T20:10:03","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T19:10:03","slug":"britains-got-no-variety-beerogram","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/04\/britains-got-no-variety-beerogram\/","title":{"rendered":"Britains Got No Variety Beerogram"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Harry<\/a>
Harry the grumpy parrot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here is the line up for Britains Got Talent…<\/p>\n

1. A boy who sings<\/p>\n

2. A scottish man who sings<\/p>\n

3. A man who can sound like other people<\/p>\n

4. A boy who dances<\/p>\n

5. Four more boys who sing<\/p>\n

6. A mad woman on an organ<\/p>\n

7. A young lad on a piano<\/p>\n

8. An old man who dances<\/p>\n

9. A young man who dances<\/p>\n

10. Someone who can sing even though he lives in a caravan<\/strong> – surely not possible is it something from the devil? (At least he can play the guitar as well)<\/p>\n

in beerogram terms:<\/p>\n

Singing \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>
\n<\/a><\/p>\n

Dancing \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Keyboards \"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Other\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \"pint\"<\/a><\/p>\n

At the moment in my pocket there are 5 objects. hence BGT versus things in my pocket to see what has the most variety…<\/p>\n

BGT \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a><\/p>\n

my left trouser pocket \"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a>\"pint\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Conclusion : there is more variety in my left pocket than in this years final of Britains Got Talent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Again BGT has turned mainly into a cross between X factor and So you think you can dance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-2757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumpy-parrot","tag-britains-got-talent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2757"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2759,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757\/revisions\/2759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}