{"id":2994,"date":"2012-05-08T12:28:34","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T11:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2994"},"modified":"2012-05-08T12:28:34","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T11:28:34","slug":"fa-cup-doodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/08\/fa-cup-doodles\/","title":{"rendered":"FA Cup Doodles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The FA Cup final kick off was even more annoying for those of us watching from Shanghai, especially as beer drinking started at 3pm Local time (over 9 hours till kick off). I have often thought that ideas I come up with while having beers are among my best but I keep forgetting them before the morning after hangover. On FA Cup Saturday I decided to record ideas I had (each one represents an extra one or two beers)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Idea 1 : What does a Foxy Lady really look like?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2984\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2984\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-foxy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2984\" title=\"fa foxy\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-foxy-740x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"885\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-foxy-740x1024.jpg 740w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-foxy-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2984\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foxy ladies seem like a good idea but they can get mange and will go through your bins at night<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>2. Are birds as good at dancing as they claim to be?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2986\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2986\" style=\"width: 193px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-bird-dance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2986\" title=\"fa bird dance\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-bird-dance-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-bird-dance-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-bird-dance-661x1024.jpg 661w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-bird-dance.jpg 1404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2986\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dancing Bird<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>3. How can you tell the sex of a fish?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2993\" title=\"fa fish\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-fish-205x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-fish-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-fish-699x1024.jpg 699w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a>4. As pleasant as the sight of a full beer glass is it is all about context, and somewhere else it may not be as attractive<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2992\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2992\" style=\"width: 178px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-beer-head.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2992\" title=\"fa beer head\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-beer-head-178x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-beer-head-178x300.jpg 178w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-beer-head-609x1024.jpg 609w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-beer-head.jpg 1908w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2992\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">How I feel after one too many<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>5. Shanghai would have made a great setting for King Kong<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2991\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2991\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-panda-kong.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2991\" title=\"fa panda kong\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-panda-kong-667x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-panda-kong-667x1024.jpg 667w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-panda-kong-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-panda-kong.jpg 2046w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2991\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I was in the Blue Frog looking up at this Panda scaling Shanghai&#39;s World Financial Centre. I am sure this is what it looked like from the other bank.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>6. Are there such things as squirrel vampires?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-vampire-squirrel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2988\" title=\"fa vampire squirrel\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-vampire-squirrel-859x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-vampire-squirrel-859x1024.jpg 859w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fa-vampire-squirrel-251x300.jpg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>So obviously I do not have good world changing ideas whilst drinking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stupid FA Cup kick off time meant plenty of prematch beers&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[380,422,530,634,632,600,633],"class_list":["post-2994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-birds","tag-fa-cup","tag-fish","tag-foxy-ladies","tag-king-kong","tag-squirrels","tag-vampires"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2994"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2996,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions\/2996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}