{"id":2997,"date":"2012-05-12T20:41:48","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T19:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=2997"},"modified":"2012-05-12T20:41:48","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T19:41:48","slug":"britains-got-talent-v-left-trouser-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/12\/britains-got-talent-v-left-trouser-pocket\/","title":{"rendered":"Britains Got Talent v Left Trouser Pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1651\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1651\" style=\"width: 216px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1651\" title=\"Harry the grumpy parrot\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-216x300.jpg\" alt=\"Harry the grumpy parrot\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/parrot1-737x1024.jpg 737w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1651\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Harry the grumpy parrot does not have pockets but says &quot;My farts have more variety than BGT&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Last year I compared the variety in my left pocket to the Britains Got Talent final and found my left pocket had more variety (see <a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/04\/britains-got-no-variety-beerogram\/\">Britains Got No Variety Beerogram<\/a> ).<\/p>\n<p>This year unfortunately my left trouser pocket has money, keys, card, season ticket.<\/p>\n<p>7 Singing Acts<\/p>\n<p>1 Swimming Act<\/p>\n<p>1 dog Act<\/p>\n<p>2 dancing Acts (although the dog act is dancing as could be argued is the swimming act)<\/p>\n<p>So a 5-4 or 5-2 win for my left trouser pocket in the what has more variety competition 2012.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BGT decends into another singing competition, and my left trouser pocket again has more variety.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[132,635],"class_list":["post-2997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","tag-britains-got-talent","tag-grumpy-parrot-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2998,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2997\/revisions\/2998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}