{"id":3097,"date":"2012-06-12T14:03:06","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T13:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=3097"},"modified":"2012-06-12T14:03:06","modified_gmt":"2012-06-12T13:03:06","slug":"not-very-profound-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/12\/not-very-profound-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Not very profound things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a tribute to the very peculiar t-shirts I have seen here in Shanghai with odd scribbled animals (and odder slogans) &#8211; I have decided to do a few very quickly scribbled animal based not very profound statements&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3099\" title=\"not very profound1\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound1-1024x615.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound1-1024x615.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound1-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound1.jpg 1659w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">The sun cat had a big surprise<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Ultra violet beams came from both of his eyes<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">He used his powers<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">To feed all the flowers<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And to zap biting insects and flies<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3100\" title=\"not very profound2\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound2-1024x760.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound2-1024x760.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound2-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound2.jpg 1540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>The magnificent and fine Sparrow King<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">Is a bright colourful feathered thing<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">He&#8217;ll outshine a rainbow<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And put on a fine show<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But is tuneless so don&#8217;t let him sing<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3098\" title=\"not very profound3\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound3-1024x616.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound3-1024x616.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound3-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/not-very-profound3.jpg 1592w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>The mouse loves to look up at the stars<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">And planets like Venus and Mars<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">But when Hedgehog chose<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">A beautiful rose<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">The mouse went straight home to find a nice vase<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tribute to weird phrases on Shanghai t-shirts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,5],"tags":[353,293,660,659],"class_list":["post-3097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-limerick","tag-hedgehog","tag-mouse","tag-sparrow-king","tag-sun-cat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3097"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3102,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097\/revisions\/3102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}