{"id":3718,"date":"2012-08-15T21:23:41","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T20:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=3718"},"modified":"2012-08-15T21:23:41","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T20:23:41","slug":"chinese-zodiac-the-rooster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/15\/chinese-zodiac-the-rooster\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Zodiac : The Rooster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you were born in 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 or will be born in 2017 the chances are that according to the Chinese horoscope you are a cock&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3719\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3719\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/cock.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3719\" title=\"cock\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/cock-906x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/cock-906x1024.jpg 906w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/cock-265x300.jpg 265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3719\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Only a total cock would make such noise this early in the morning...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>((It is possible to be a cock without being born in the year of the rooster, e.g <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8zoQaMUvd_4\">Sepp Blatter<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to Chinese Astrology apparantly 1 in 12 people are cocks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[616,614],"tags":[622,680],"class_list":["post-3718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dragons","category-new-years-resolutions-2012","tag-chinese-horoscope","tag-rooster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3718"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3722,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718\/revisions\/3722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}