{"id":3753,"date":"2013-01-01T07:45:59","date_gmt":"2013-01-01T06:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=3753"},"modified":"2013-01-01T07:45:59","modified_gmt":"2013-01-01T06:45:59","slug":"chinese-zodiac-the-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/01\/chinese-zodiac-the-rat\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Zodiac the Rat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am a bit behind in posting them however I am pleased to report I achieved one of this years new resolutions (Chinese Zodiac signs disguised as dragons). Shall post the last few over the next few days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>People born in the year of the rat* tend to carry life threatening plagues such as black death and Weil&#8217;s disease. there again they do work with scientists helping them find cures for all sorts of other diseases so on the whole they probably are good for health.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently you are only ever 6 metres away from the nearest person born in the year of the rat. This makes the rat very much like f*****g\u00a0Starbucks\u00a0that seems like you are only ever 6 metres away from.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3754\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3754\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/zodiac-rat-001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3754\" title=\"zodiac rat 001\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/zodiac-rat-001-1024x555.jpg\" alt=\"rat and cheese\" width=\"640\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/zodiac-rat-001-1024x555.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/zodiac-rat-001-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/zodiac-rat-001.jpg 1738w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3754\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you find a sudden urge to run through mazes in search of cheese it is likely your chinese zodiac sign is the rat<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>*approximately 1960 + 12n where n is an integer unless you are born in January maybe then you have to look in wikipedia the fount of all knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rat in a dragon costume<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[616,614],"tags":[622,613,686],"class_list":["post-3753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dragons","category-new-years-resolutions-2012","tag-chinese-horoscope","tag-dragon","tag-rat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3753"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3757,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3753\/revisions\/3757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}