{"id":3888,"date":"2013-06-11T20:08:54","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T19:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=3888"},"modified":"2013-06-12T05:28:27","modified_gmt":"2013-06-12T04:28:27","slug":"dog-no-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/11\/dog-no-leg\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogs Missing Body Parts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs with no noses are famous for their comedy value. Less well known is the following joke:<\/p>\n<p>Man* 1:My dog rolls around in stinking refuse<\/p>\n<p>Man 2: How does he smell<\/p>\n<p>Man 1: With his nose<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally the &#8220;no nose joke&#8221; was the most popular out of a range of unfunny jokes such as:<\/p>\n<p>Man 1: My dog has no liver<\/p>\n<p>Man 2: how does he detoxify his blood and synthesise proteins?<\/p>\n<p>Man 1: Badly<\/p>\n<p>And the one most relevant to snake like dogs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Man 1: My dog has no legs<\/p>\n<p>Man 2: How does he run?<\/p>\n<p>Man 1: Awfully<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dognolegs1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3894\" title=\"dognolegs\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dognolegs1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dognolegs1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dognolegs1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These dogs can be easily trained, but they take the command &#8220;heel&#8221; to be a bit insensitive.<\/p>\n<p>(* Women would not waste their time with crap jokes**)<\/p>\n<p>(** Not when there are jobs around the house to do)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs without noses have been widely discussed but what about the legless ones?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[689,690],"tags":[622,546,281],"class_list":["post-3888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-years-resolutions-2013","category-snakes","tag-chinese-horoscope","tag-dog","tag-snake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3888"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3900,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888\/revisions\/3900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}