{"id":4065,"date":"2016-11-07T09:24:03","date_gmt":"2016-11-07T01:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=4065"},"modified":"2016-11-07T09:36:51","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T01:36:51","slug":"a-damsel-in-distress-and-a-damson-in-a-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/07\/a-damsel-in-distress-and-a-damson-in-a-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"A Damsel in Distress and a Damson in a Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you find you are having difficulty working out the difference between a Damsel in distress and a Damson in a dress there are a few things you can look for to determine which is which:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Damsons tend to have a bigger waistline<\/li>\n<li>Damsels will be showing more stress, damsons do not tend to worry about anything<\/li>\n<li>Damsons taste fruity, Damsels taste fishy<\/li>\n<li>Damsons live in trees, Damsels live in towers<\/li>\n<li>Damsels usually are hairy, if a Damson is hairy then it is probably a peach<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Just to help here are some photos of both&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4066\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4066\" style=\"width: 633px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/princess2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4066 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/princess2.jpg\" alt=\"princess in distress\" width=\"633\" height=\"802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/princess2.jpg 633w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/princess2-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 633px) 100vw, 633px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4066\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If only a fashion expert in shining armour could rescue this princess from her dilemma. Should she wear boots or glass slippers to the ball?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4067\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4067\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/damson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4067\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/damson.jpg\" alt=\"Bigger waist, less hair, more fruity than fishy but a lot less high maintenance.\" width=\"584\" height=\"547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/damson.jpg 584w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/damson-300x281.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4067\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bigger waist, less hair, more fruity than fishy and a lot less high maintenance.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to tell the difference between damsons and damsels<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[736,735],"class_list":["post-4065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","tag-fruit","tag-princess"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4070,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4065\/revisions\/4070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}