{"id":486,"date":"2010-04-08T18:58:56","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T17:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:10:24","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:10:24","slug":"lazy-trees-cant-be-arsed-to-grow-leaves-they-stand-around-all-naked-in-winter-then-stand-around-in-the-summer-months-they-should-get-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/08\/lazy-trees-cant-be-arsed-to-grow-leaves-they-stand-around-all-naked-in-winter-then-stand-around-in-the-summer-months-they-should-get-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Trees (Can\u2019t be arsed to grow leaves. They stand around all naked in winter then stand around in the summer months, they should get a job)"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<address>In Toy Town there are many trees,<\/address>\n<address>Its spring but they still have no leaves,<\/address>\n<address>When I&#8217;m out for a walk,<\/address>\n<address>If to these plants I would talk,<\/address>\n<address>I&#8217;d tell them to grow green shoots please.<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Toy Town there are many trees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[68,165],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-spring","tag-trees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}