{"id":525,"date":"2010-04-14T16:29:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T15:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=525"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:06:52","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:06:52","slug":"when-aliens-land-and-steal-all-the-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/when-aliens-land-and-steal-all-the-men\/","title":{"rendered":"When Aliens Land and Steal All The Men\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<address>There will come a time soon I think when,<\/address>\n<address>Some will take pity on us nagged ones and then,<\/address>\n<address>Some kind beings benign,<\/address>\n<address>Who will treat us quite fine,<\/address>\n<address>Will come to Earth and rescue all of the men.<\/address>\n<address>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<address>Then ladies will have to open their own jars,<\/address>\n<address>As we have fun up amongst all the stars,<\/address>\n<address>You&#8217;ll be forgotten,<\/address>\n<address>Missing us something rotten,<\/address>\n<address>And you&#8217;ll then have to then park your own cars.<\/address>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-526\" title=\"alien invasion\" src=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/alien-invasion-1024x754.jpg\" alt=\"alien invasion\" width=\"625\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/alien-invasion-1024x754.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/alien-invasion-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There will come a time soon I think when<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,5],"tags":[156,157,124,158],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doodles","category-limerick","tag-aliens","tag-men","tag-relationships","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1421,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/1421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}