{"id":546,"date":"2010-04-20T19:44:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T18:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=546"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:04:42","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:04:42","slug":"animals-a-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/20\/animals-a-e\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals A-E"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>A<\/strong><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">There once was a long nosed young aardvark,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Who was not quite so happy in the dark,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">But during the day,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">He would jump and play,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">And dance in a skirt made of bark.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>B<\/strong><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">There once was a fat little bee,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Who decided to fly to the sea,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">He lay in the sun,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Ate an ice bun,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Which was perfect with his cup of tea.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>C<\/strong><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">There was such a mysterious cat,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Who lived a happy life in Montserrat,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">He refused to diet,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">If it was food he&#8217;d fry it,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">He didn&#8217;t exercise and so he grew fat.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>D<\/strong><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">There once was a small dopey dog,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Who liked to play down by a bog,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">He would get all dirty,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Then terribly flirty,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">With a dainty cute sexy young frog.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>E<\/strong><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">In the sea there lived an electric eel,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">Who troubled anyone who would feel,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">If you gave him a knock,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">You would get a huge shock,<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: left;\">And your skin would then blister and peel.<\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a long nosed young aardvark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animal-a-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1417,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/1417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}