{"id":565,"date":"2010-04-22T04:26:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T03:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=565"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:04:32","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:04:32","slug":"animals-f-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/22\/animals-f-j\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals F-J"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>F<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was an old sweaty fox<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>Who was ill when he caught chicken pox<\/address>\n<address>Was it a hen he ate?<\/address>\n<address>Or maybe just fate?<\/address>\n<address>Or a disease from his damp smelly socks?<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<p><strong>G<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a baby giraffe<\/address>\n<address>Who was age one and a half<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>With a silly walk<\/address>\n<address>Or the way he did talk<\/address>\n<address>He would make other animals laugh<\/address>\n<p><strong>H<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a sneaky young horse<\/address>\n<address>Whose jokes contained plenty of sauce<\/address>\n<address>When in the mood<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>He would be so rude<\/address>\n<address>And use language that was rather coarse<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<p><strong>I<\/strong><\/p>\n<address><em>There once was a green iguana<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Who decided to live in Guyana<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>That was until<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>He moved to Brazil<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>To make friends with a sexy pirhana<\/em><strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/address>\n<p><strong>J<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was noisy jackdaw<\/address>\n<address>Who had chewing gum in his left claw<\/address>\n<address>He had chewed it a bit<\/address>\n<address>And then threw a fit<\/address>\n<address>When he found he was stuck to the floor<br \/>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was an old sweaty fox<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animal-a-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}