{"id":567,"date":"2010-04-22T07:12:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T06:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:04:23","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:04:23","slug":"animals-k-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/22\/animals-k-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals K-O"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>K<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>When you are fighting a kangaroo<\/address>\n<address>There is a strategy that you must do<\/address>\n<address>Most experts say<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>You should run away<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>After sticking his tail with some glue.<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>It is often said of the llamas,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>That they look better when in their pyjamas,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>They like to be seen,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>Wearing fluorescent green,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>And biting the bottoms of farmers.<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<p><strong>M<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There is a peculiar thing about mice,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>They have a strange and unique rodent vice,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>They like to eat snails,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>And fried earwig tails,<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>With a side salad and chicken fried rice.<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<p><strong>N<\/strong><\/p>\n<address><em>There once was a great crested newt,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Who was handsome and dashing and cute,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>He liked to do sums,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Using fingers and thumbs,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>But square roots he found hard to compute.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/address>\n<p><strong>O<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>Of all the apes the orangutan<\/address>\n<address>Is the one of which I am a fan<\/address>\n<address>With its orange hair<\/address>\n<address>And its cute little stare<\/address>\n<address>I&#8217;d like to see one whenever I can<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you are fighting a kangaroo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animal-a-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1415,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/1415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}