{"id":573,"date":"2010-04-24T21:23:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T20:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=573"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:04:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:04:14","slug":"animals-p-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/24\/animals-p-t\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals P-T"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>P<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a pig from the east<br \/>\nWho was a remarkable beast<br \/>\nWith his snout he would snuffle<br \/>\nUntil he found a truffle<br \/>\nWhich he would then cook for part of a feast<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>Q<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a wise little Quail<\/address>\n<address>Whose intelligence would never fail<\/address>\n<address>He was logical<\/address>\n<address>And philisophical<\/address>\n<address>Through lifes little problems he&#8217;d sail<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>R<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a randy old rabbit<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>Who had quite an unbearable habit<\/address>\n<address>While nibbling grass<\/address>\n<address>He&#8217;d find a does arse<\/address>\n<address>And then hop up to her and then grab it<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>S<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a slithering snake<\/address>\n<address>Who was slender and as thin as a rake<\/address>\n<address>He decided that<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>He&#8217;d rather be fat<\/address>\n<address>So he decided to eat only cake<\/address>\n<p><strong>T<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>In the sea there lives a creature called myrtle<\/address>\n<address>Who is a fine lady leatherback turtle<\/address>\n<address>She rarely swims fast<\/address>\n<address>She often arrives last<\/address>\n<address>But if there is chocolate around she will hurtle<br \/>\n<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a pig from the east<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animal-a-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1414,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions\/1414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}