{"id":575,"date":"2010-04-24T21:27:16","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T20:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/?p=575"},"modified":"2010-07-21T23:03:57","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T22:03:57","slug":"animals-u-z-apart-from-x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/24\/animals-u-z-apart-from-x\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals U-Z (apart from X)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>U<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was an umbrella bird<\/address>\n<address>Whose dancing was strange and absurd<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>But to dance was his choice<\/address>\n<address>As he found his voice<\/address>\n<address>In the rainforest just could not be heard<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>V<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a friendly young vole<\/address>\n<address>Who had a friend who was a lovely young mole<\/address>\n<address>They liked to play cricket<\/address>\n<address>Vole would defend the wicket<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>And mole would have the ball and then bowl<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a gigantic whale<br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address>Who splashed passers by with his tail<\/address>\n<address>All the people he met<\/address>\n<address>Got awfully wet<\/address>\n<address>His behaviour was beyond the pale<strong><\/strong><\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>Y<\/strong><\/p>\n<address>There once was a hairy old yak<\/address>\n<address>Who carried small kids on his back<\/address>\n<address>One kid was so rude<\/address>\n<address>And spoiled his mood<\/address>\n<address>So with his hoof he gave him a hard smack<strong><\/strong><\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p><strong>Z<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<address><em>There was a sociable and stripey zorilla<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Who at parties would dress as a gorilla<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>He would then dream<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>Of a bowl of ice cream<\/em><\/address>\n<address><em>As long as it was flavoured vanilla<\/em><br \/>\n<\/address>\n<address><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was an umbrella bird<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animal-a-z"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1413,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/1413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikecampworld.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}