Its that most wonderful time of year again, maybe this year I will have some with Duck…
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Things That are Coming Soon
There are many things that are coming soon
Like the warmer days and the next full moon
Valentines is on its way
But more important
is pancake day…
So don’t forget to fire up the pan
Mix the eggs, get lemon
and sugar if you can
For you will unltimately regret
If Pancake Day is a Tuesday
you forget!
Exciting News have updated the “About Me” page and also “The Main Point” page. This is as exciting as having the ability to scan stuff in again…
Anyway this year I am going to have the following 3 new year resolutions…
1) Draw the chinese zodiac signs all dressed as dragons (apart from the dragon who already looks a bit dragonish)
2) Draw duels with rupert the bear style rhyming couplets
3) Redesign flags of the world (this might prove to be controversial as some people really love their nations flags. I personally find nearly every flag boring as it is normally a collection of crosses or rectangles.)
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Exciting Cricket News
Somerset moved into 3rd place with the cidergram showing them only 6 pints behind the leaders, Lancashire in the county championship. The latest win was in part due to the 100 scored by butler and the 6 wickets taken by Alfonso Thomas.
I did promise someone this a few months ago when she got bad news…
We never met for that coffee We were just too busy You were so strong But now you’ve gone Maybe after life we’ll meet for tea
I often wondered what a shrove was…
I now know it is a pancake eating creature looking something like this…
And I think he is good friends with someone called Mardis Gras…
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The Alternative Universe of Commentators…
I particularly was taken with the Annie Get Your Gun style comment during the Leeds v Oldham penalty shootout…
“Anything you can do <slight pause while you can hear pundits brain cogs turning> I can do exactly the same”
It doesn’t fit the tune as well but maybe to encourage less bickering and more harmony in the world it is a better version of the song…
Anything you can do,
I can do exactly the same
I can do anything
The same as you.Yes you can.
I know I can. So do I.
Yes, you do. You do too.
Yes, I do,
So do I!Anything you can be
I can be too.
Sooner or later,
I’m the same as you.Yes, you are. Yes, I am.
I know you are. So do I.
You are the same!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!We can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
We can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
We can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can reach too.
I can sing anything
The same as you.
Yes you can. (High)
Yes, I can. (As high) Yes you can. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (As high) Yes you can. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (As high) Yes you can. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (As high) Yes you can. (Highest)
Yes, I CAN! (Equal Highest)Anything you can buy
I can buy for the same price.
I can buy anything
For the same price as you.Fifty cents?
Fifty cents! Thirty cents?
No fifty cents! So you can!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say as softly.
I can say anything
As softly as you.
Yes you can. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (As soft) Yes you can. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (As soft) Yes you can. (Softest)
Yes, I can. (Equal softest)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it as quick
And get equally sick!
I can open any safe.
Without bein’ caught?
Sure.
That’s what I thought–
You crook just like me!
Any note you can hold
I can hold as long.
I can hold any note
As Long than you.Yes you can
Yes, I can. Yes you can.
Yes, I can. Yes you can.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Yes, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N–
(Cough, cough!)
Maybe you caaan’t!Anything you can wear
I can wear too.
In what you wear
I’d look just like you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! Yes you can!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say as fast.
I can say anything
Equally as fast as you.
I’m sure you can. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (As Fast) I know you can. (Faster)
So do I. (As Fast) So do I. (Fastest)
So do I! (Equally Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can jump a hurdle.
I can knit a knit one too!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? Yes.
So can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing as sweetly.
I can sing anything
As sweetly as you.
Of course you can. (Sweetly)
You know I can. (As Sweet) You know I know. (Sweeter)
You know I know you know I know. (As Sweet) Yes I know you know i know. (Sweeter)
Yes, I do. (As sweet) And you can (Sugary)
Yes, I can, can, can (As Sugary)
Today I learnt that if I do not write certain things down I will forget them. So I have now forgotten the lesson of 2 days ago when I found out the name of those yellow lines marked accross roads to encourage drivers to slow down…
Also that it would be quicker to check in luggage at Heathrow, stopover for a few hours in Dubai, fly to Singapore with a 1 hour stop in Colombo than to watch all those episodes of 24 showing on sky 2 today.
Weird event of the day : Having a make up collection…