Me Being Ill / Dan Being Ill

I woke up last night not feeling well,

My stomach ache i couldnt quell,

So I lay in my bed,

I rested my head,

But was sweaty and hot and now smell.

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There was a man who was ill,

And with vomit he did the sink fill,

The sink never flushes,

His sick covered toothbrushes,

Except one left on the window sill.