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Me Being Ill / Dan Being Ill

I woke up last night not feeling well

I woke up last night not feeling well,
My stomach ache i couldnt quell,
So I lay in my bed,
I rested my head,
But was sweaty and hot and now smell.

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There was a man who was ill,
And with vomit he did the sink fill,
The sink never flushes,
His sick covered toothbrushes,
Except one left on the window sill.

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