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A-E of things I would not eat (meat version)

Anteaters I dont think would be nice

Anteaters I dont think would be nice,
Bats also even if served with rice,
Cats i won’t eat for lunch,
Dogs are not what i’ll munch,
Earwigs? I would rather eat mice.

One reply on “A-E of things I would not eat (meat version)”

I have since been told that bats are indeed nice. So I suppose line 2 should now read…
Barnacles if served with rice

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