There once was a doner kebab,
A sort of huge gross greasy meaty slab,
Slices in pitta bread,
It has to be said,
Could make you vom when you get in the cab.
3 replies on “The Elephant Leg Contribution to UK Binge Drinking Culture”
So no elephant leg for you,
it’s good that your friends knew,
next time they go to doner,
they’d ask the owner,
to fix you something to chew…
tomatoes and lettuce, please 😛
There once was a very fat pitta
Who desparately wanted to be fitter
So he threw out the lamb
Replaced it with Spam
And told all his friends via Twitter
As long as he kept the lettuce and tomato he would be a lot fitter.
Mike's World (brain farts and other adventures)
3 replies on “The Elephant Leg Contribution to UK Binge Drinking Culture”
So no elephant leg for you,
it’s good that your friends knew,
next time they go to doner,
they’d ask the owner,
to fix you something to chew…
tomatoes and lettuce, please 😛
There once was a very fat pitta
Who desparately wanted to be fitter
So he threw out the lamb
Replaced it with Spam
And told all his friends via Twitter
As long as he kept the lettuce and tomato he would be a lot fitter.