There once was a pedifile from Switzerland,
More suited for foot than a hand,
It apparantly can win,
Against foots hardened skin,
And can make your feet feel rather grand.
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http://www.simplyfeet.co.uk/p-314-bio-sana-pedifile.aspx
You will have lovely feet but your neighbours will give you strange looks when you tell them you have a pedifile in the house…
There once was a hobbit called Pete
Who was despondent at the state of his feet;
He pummiced and creamed
So hard that he screamed
He gave up and admitted defeat!
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There once was a hobbit called Pete
Who was despondent at the state of his feet;
He pummiced and creamed
So hard that he screamed
He gave up and admitted defeat!