Twas Christmas day and such was his habit,
Being lazy today was Donald the Rabbit
With a song a dance and a cheeky smile
Along came a drunken crocodile
Looking a bit hungover but magnificant,
The party was joined by the jolly ant.
The pig was excited and dropped his drawers,
When he saw the presents from Santa Claws
And everyone had fun and many frolics
Especially the pair of Christmas bollocks.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!