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Doodles Events

10 days till Christmas…

A scene from a famous and much loved carol
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Doodles Events

Christmas is Coming

Merry Christmas
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Doodles

Missing Posts… December

Due to scanner issues some posts are missing but now I can resinstate the missing posts. To start with here is my impression of what the first Christmas would have been like if the mobile phone had been invented over 2000 years ago…

The shepherds could not get a decent reception (they were with China Mobile and the reception was not good in this area)
The angel sent a bluetooth message to the shepherds "DNBA - you have GTG to Bethlehem to a stable where the reception is better, and if not the Inn has free wi-fi"
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Poetry

Twas Christmas Day

Donald the Lazy Rabbit

Twas Christmas day and such was his habit,

Being lazy today was Donald the Rabbit

Christmas Croc

With a song a dance and a cheeky smile

Along came a drunken crocodile

Dancing Christmas antLooking a bit hungover but magnificant,

The party was joined by the jolly ant.

Dancing xmas pigThe pig was excited and dropped his drawers,

When he saw the presents from Santa Claws

Claws in a santa hat
(Christmas puns are snow joke)

And everyone had fun and many frolics

Especially the pair of Christmas bollocks.

Festive Testes

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Doodles

Merry Christmas

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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Santa Claws (the Christmas Pun)

Santa Claws loves to  scratch everyone
And is also a bad Christmas pun
But its agreed by most folk
He’s better than a joke
From a cracker as they are not fun
~
Claws in a santa hat
Christmas puns are snow joke
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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Christmas in Toy Town

Xmas in toy town’s a sight,
The city centre is coloured with light,
Shops open quite late,
Sometimes after eight,
So we can buy each other plenty of shite.
~
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Grumpy Parrot

Harry the Grumpy Parrot’s Response to Toy Town Christmas Lights

Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot

The Christmas lights flicker in the sky
Credit card bills now get very high
All across the land, shops open early morn
This comes to pass when a child is born

Children wish for toys with high fees
People pushing and feeling ill at ease
Christmas shoppers crumble, tossed and torn
This comes to pass when a child is born

Sneezes and coughs and people push around
You’ve got the feel you’re slipping on icey ground
The crowds about, make people feel forlorn
This comes to pass when a child is born

And all of this happens because the world is waiting
Waiting for Christmas
Black, white, yellow, no-one knows
But a child that will grow up and turn tears to laughter
And to celebrate  everyone will spend loads in a consumer rush
And town centres will be full of misery and suffering

Christmas day still seems far from now
But in the shops it comes early somehow
All across the land, shopping continuously makes us yawn
This comes to pass when a child is born