
Tag: Christmas
Missing Posts… December
Due to scanner issues some posts are missing but now I can resinstate the missing posts. To start with here is my impression of what the first Christmas would have been like if the mobile phone had been invented over 2000 years ago…


Twas Christmas Day
Twas Christmas day and such was his habit,
Being lazy today was Donald the Rabbit
With a song a dance and a cheeky smile
Along came a drunken crocodile
Looking a bit hungover but magnificant,
The party was joined by the jolly ant.
The pig was excited and dropped his drawers,
When he saw the presents from Santa Claws

And everyone had fun and many frolics
Especially the pair of Christmas bollocks.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Merry Christmas
The Christmas lights flicker in the sky
Credit card bills now get very high
All across the land, shops open early morn
This comes to pass when a child is born
Children wish for toys with high fees
People pushing and feeling ill at ease
Christmas shoppers crumble, tossed and torn
This comes to pass when a child is born
Sneezes and coughs and people push around
You’ve got the feel you’re slipping on icey ground
The crowds about, make people feel forlorn
This comes to pass when a child is born
And all of this happens because the world is waiting
Waiting for Christmas
Black, white, yellow, no-one knows
But a child that will grow up and turn tears to laughter
And to celebrate everyone will spend loads in a consumer rush
And town centres will be full of misery and suffering
Christmas day still seems far from now
But in the shops it comes early somehow
All across the land, shopping continuously makes us yawn
This comes to pass when a child is born