Mondays Child (by Harry the Grumpy Parrot)

Harry rewrites a famous rhyme

Monday’s child has a funny face,

Tuesday’s child is a waste of space,

Wednesday’s child has a hairy back,

Thursday’s child is hooked on crack,

Friday’s child is spotty and sick,

Saturday’s child is stupid and thick

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,

Will either be bald or prematurely grey.

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

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