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Duels New Years Resolutions 2012

Can you get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter?

It was claimed that you cannot get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter (by Kwik Fit of course). I decided to put this to the test by putting a Kwik Fit Fitter against a Cheetah in a 100m dash. Unfortunately it turns out that he is no better than the tiger who was entered alongside him in the heats…

Tiger v Kwik Fit Mechanic
All that was left were overalls and a hat
That proves he’s no match for this big cat
But it has to be said that the tiger’s a liar
With his claim he can change a cars flat tyre…
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Doodles Duels

Jim Moriarty v Keyser Söze (contains spoilers)

Jim Moriarty (Sherlock) v Keyser Söze (The Usual Suspects)

“You’d be a worth advesary,” said Keyser once to Jim
“But your chance of winning now seem rather slim

You worked in the underworld in a manner quite aloof
But alas your brains appear to be scattered on a roof.”

The result : Keyser Söze is the winner unless somehow Jim Moriarty has somehow miraculousy escaped death in “The Reichenbach Fall”.