Tag: big brother

There once was a programme on 4,

That was such a tedious bore,

There’ll be no other,

Series of Big Brother,

Thank goodness this shite is nor more.

…

It usually involved a housemate

Who the others would always berate

We’d hope some had nookie

And we’d bet at the bookie

For the winner who I’d always hate

…

So its come to this one last boring time

That a bunch of good for nothing slime

Will live everyday

In the same way

It really is a televisual crime