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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Rancid Harpy in London

If you are heading to the big smoke,
There is something you should not poke,
It smells of hippo dung,
Dangerous to everyone,
And to this thing nothing should ever be spoke.
Will London ever be the same again?
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The witch in the east

There was a mad witch in the east,
Who on gossip and slander did feast,
I hope she turns green
With a ruptured spleen
As she’s munched on by a rabid beast
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Hippo Dung (The Rancid Harpy)

Its not often you see Hippo Dung,
Maybe in a zoo or a place that’s far flung,
Tho some think its great,
Its something I hate,
It leaves a nasty taste upon my tongue.

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The manipulative tart

There was a lady who made people sore,
As around her they did more and more,
And all the while,
She’d just sit and smile,
That lazy manipulative whore.