There once was a fluffy old ewe,
Who didn’t eat grass under a yew,
She said to her son,
It does not get much sun,
And is not quite as nutritious for you.
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Homophonic Theatre Limerick
The theatre was full of beer scents,
And drunk actors were not making sense,
The audience smelt booze,
Hence the actors got boos,
The tickets werent worth more than 2 cents.
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Homophonic Wedding Limerick
Said the groom to the priest “I’ll,
Watch my bride walk down the aisle,
My love will not alter,
As we stand by the altar,
And we’ll honeymoon on some remote isle.”