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Animals A-E

There once was a long nosed young aardvark

A

There once was a long nosed young aardvark,
Who was not quite so happy in the dark,
But during the day,
He would jump and play,
And dance in a skirt made of bark.

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B

There once was a fat little bee,
Who decided to fly to the sea,
He lay in the sun,
Ate an ice bun,
Which was perfect with his cup of tea.

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C

There was such a mysterious cat,
Who lived a happy life in Montserrat,
He refused to diet,
If it was food he’d fry it,
He didn’t exercise and so he grew fat.

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D

There once was a small dopey dog,
Who liked to play down by a bog,
He would get all dirty,
Then terribly flirty,
With a dainty cute sexy young frog.

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E

In the sea there lived an electric eel,
Who troubled anyone who would feel,
If you gave him a knock,
You would get a huge shock,
And your skin would then blister and peel.

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